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Posted 03 July 2009 - 05:16 PM

 03SVTCobra, on Jul 3 2009, 05:12 PM, said:

 Independence76, on Jul 2 2009, 01:49 PM, said:

 03SVTCobra, on Jul 1 2009, 06:58 PM, said:

 Independence76, on Jun 29 2009, 12:13 AM, said:

Southwest: B*tiches on Board.

Never had anything but great service on Southwest.  :hrmm:

You didn't get it then. Remember the passengers with the minimal clothing and the bikini girl on the fuselage? That's what I was referring to.

:hrmm:, sad I missed that flight.

IIRC, they wouldn't let her on the plane for the flight.

And the bikini girl thing is a paint job on one of their 737's. :P

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Posted 04 July 2009 - 12:10 AM

Ryanair: Getting you to your destination for more than you're worth to us.

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Posted 04 July 2009 - 05:43 AM

Mexicana: Fly Burito's Fly Mexicana! :hrmm:

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Posted 04 July 2009 - 05:05 PM

Egypt Air: "Tawakkalt ala Allah," It's our slogan!!! That's why he said it!

Many will not get it.

Edited by mindst0rm, 04 July 2009 - 05:12 PM.


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Posted 04 July 2009 - 05:09 PM

 mindst0rm, on Jul 4 2009, 05:05 PM, said:

If you didn't get the joke consider yourself lucky. It is in poor taste and is borderline offensive

Then why post it?

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Posted 04 July 2009 - 05:14 PM

 Ψυғŗđû, on Jul 4 2009, 03:09 PM, said:

 mindst0rm, on Jul 4 2009, 05:05 PM, said:

If you didn't get the joke consider yourself lucky. It is in poor taste and is borderline offensive

Then why post it?

I was being sarcastic. It's not really that bad. besides I already changed my ironic little discaimer. :hrmm:

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Posted 04 July 2009 - 06:52 PM

Don't worry, most of these already are borderline funny...

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 04:27 AM

Ryanair - Where the destination chooses you

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 01:51 AM

Southwest: Stop Searching. Start Traveling... with us.

Eastern Airlines: Eastern Airlines. The Wings of Man... Icarus probably.

British Airways: We'll take more care of you, if you pay your childrens inheritence to us.

Delta: Much more space... on other airlines.

Delta: Delta gets you there... even if you don't want to go.

Aeroflot: Here at Aeroflot we have finally managed the art of letter writing, and so are galavanting our new found talent in front of the world. 'Sincerely Yours, Aeroflot.' Did we mention we don't know what word syntax is?

Pan American World Airways - PanAm (now does not exist)
Motto: PanAm. We're flying better than ever.                          (OH THE IRONY)

Austrian: The most friendly airline... in Vienna with 777s

TWA: One mission... NTSB's

TWA: TWA. Up, up, and away... and down again.

TWA: You're going to like us... if your a fisherman.

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 03:27 AM

JetAmerica: $10 flights launching this May June July September December soon.

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 02:19 AM

Sorry; just had to post this:

Mad TV - No Frills airlines (Guess which airline there are trying to make fun of lol)



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Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:41 PM

 Pacific-Blue, on Aug 2 2009, 03:19 AM, said:

Sorry; just had to post this:

Mad TV - No Frills airlines (Guess which airline there are trying to make fun of lol)


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Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:53 PM

 Tub_O_Bucket, on Aug 21 2008, 12:05 PM, said:

British airways-the ugliness of our pilots is inversly proportional to the attractiveness of our flight attendants. (Laast time I was in Heathrow I saw a BA flight crew member walking along he looked like a heroin addict on a pub crawl, nonthless there was some fit as :hrmm: flight attendants strolling along.)

Ryanair-we always land you safely, on a field.

Egyptair- our terminals are morrocan cattle markets.

Singapore airlines-our food is the best

Ryanair's should be - takeoff is free, landing extra, landing in the right country, even more!