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[Timmeh]

Jigsaw, on Aug 21 2008, 03:41 PM, said:

Japan Airlines - "We'd fit 500 people into a 737 if they'd let us!"

More like:

JAL - "Stop complaining about your leg cramps."

[George Bush]

G-BOAC, on Aug 21 2008, 07:53 PM, said:

Adam., on Aug 21 2008, 09:20 AM, said:

Spanair - The ground get's closer all the time!

I cannot believe you could post that.

People died, and it ain't the time to make fun out of that. It's not the BA 777 incident here.

Mate can you even BEGINE to imagine the grif the family and freinds of the victims of the crash must be going through. I've just watched the news-you see dead bodys being carried out on stretchers, piles of acrid black ash that was once a person, freinds and family crying-crying faces. Have some empathy-have y0u ever been burnt by an iron, imagine that heat x20, ALLOVER your body, imagine enuduring that sensation till you are dead. THats what is was like to perish in that crash.

[Independence76]

US Airways: Hey, your life is more precious than your luggage.

Northwest: Does it look like we give a ?

United: Don't look down...

British Airways: Ignore our airport.

Ryanair: What you get is what you pay for.

Hawaiian Airlines: No iPhones.

China Airlines: Just because we have "China" in our name doesn't mean we're unsafe!

[Adam.]

Sorry, i take back my slogan. After thinking about it it was harsh. I'm sorry if i offended anyone.

[Tiger7881]

mohammad, on Aug 21 2008, 03:52 PM, said:

^El Al - dodging terrorists in the sky.

ROFL ^

[Timmeh]

Aer Lingus - "We're not drunk! Now what would you like to drink, Guinness or an Irish Stout? Enjoy our in-flight entertainment of U2."

Edited by iTimmeh, 21 August 2008 - 04:29 PM.

[George Bush]

HEre's a few more I've mustered up:

Monarch air: you don't have to have a bushy beard to be a pilot with us, but we all do anyway.

Aeroflot: We'd store human cargo in the avionics bay and luggage department if western international laws didn't stop us.

AIr france: why should our pilots even bother pulling up their pants and putting their P's away.

Virgin atlantic: The sick bags are in front of you.

Qantas: Kangaroo's do over take us.

Aer Lingus: we're irish so what kind of a flight do you expect.

Emirates: always ready to sedate rowdy passengers.

New zealand air: We stop at the Antartica Burger King.

Air Canada: Inflatable slides are our preffered method of egress.

Edited by Tub_O_Bucket, 21 August 2008 - 04:42 PM.

[Independence76]

Lufthansa: The farther back, the harder it is to hear you.

[Tiger7881]

Virgin atlantic: The sick bags are in front of you.

Qantas: Kangaroo's do over take us.


ROFL !!!!

[Independence76]

American: Our planes are more reliable than our schedules.

Singapore Airlines: Nobody makes fun of us.

Edited by Independence76, 21 August 2008 - 09:31 PM.

[Timmeh]

Corsair - "Who?"

Air France/KLM - "We're better than you."

[Nextelracer]

Adam Air - "At least we have seatbelts..."

[Adam.]

Nextelracer, on Aug 22 2008, 04:50 AM, said:

Adam Air - "At least we have seatbelts..."

Correction - "At least we had seatbelts..."

[Mohammad]

iTimmeh, on Aug 21 2008, 03:28 PM, said:

Aer Lingus - "We're not drunk! Now what would you like to drink, Guinness or an Irish Stout? Enjoy our in-flight entertainment of U2."

Aer Lingus - We've got special seats for green midgets

[G-BOAC]

Easy Jet, If you think it's so easy, get your own plane!

Mexicana, Where being Late is Fashionable.

BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings.

Irrelevant but hehe:  BAA Heathrow, Bluewater Shopping Center with a Runway.

Edited by G-BOAC, 22 August 2008 - 06:19 AM.

[Super Six Three]

Etihad Airways - "Now hiring reckless pilots and drivers."

[Mohammad]

Super Six Three, on Aug 22 2008, 05:18 AM, said:

Etihad Airways - "Now hiring reckless pilots and drivers."

lol I take it youre saying this from the experience?

[Independence76]

This was taken from David Letterman(the Amtrak with Wings was one of his too):

Delta: Our pilots are mentally ill and have nothing to loose.

[Niick]

Virgin Atlantic - Time to get a bit ahead  (Say it out aloud)

Virgin Atlantic - More experience than the name suggests

American Airlines - One peanut less...!

British Airways - Just as good with 3 engines

[wyoairbus]

Niick, on Aug 22 2008, 04:44 PM, said:

Virgin Atlantic - More experience than the name suggests

They already use that one