Airline Slogan Jokes
#41
Posted 22 August 2008 - 05:38 PM
#43
Posted 22 August 2008 - 05:59 PM
#44
Posted 22 August 2008 - 06:08 PM
Edited by anthonyrm1, 22 August 2008 - 06:08 PM.
#45
Posted 22 August 2008 - 06:26 PM
Sudan Air " in order to catch important land marks we have to fly as close as possible for the best view if however we get too close please let us know ! "
#46
Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:17 PM
Korean Air: Want a memorable experience with Kai Tak? Then this is the airline for you!
AeroMexico: Take a deep breath...
United: Our terminals have the most Starbucks.
KLM: Ignore our hub.
Emirates: We're not overrated...
Alaska: Pay the price.
Qantas: Everything will be ok in the end.
Edited by Independence76, 22 August 2008 - 07:18 PM.
#48
Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:46 PM
British Airways - "We get you to your destination ahead of schedule, even if we land before the runway"
#49
Posted 22 August 2008 - 08:42 PM
Jetblue- You pay to cushion your head, not your .
#50
Posted 22 August 2008 - 10:18 PM
Air Jamiaca: Flying HIGHER
#51
Posted 23 August 2008 - 04:50 AM
#52
Posted 24 August 2008 - 10:30 PM
#53
Posted 25 August 2008 - 01:42 PM
#55
Posted 25 August 2008 - 02:25 PM
#56
Posted 25 August 2008 - 02:53 PM
#57
Posted 26 August 2008 - 02:39 AM
Cathay Pacific: Just because we have new seats, don't expect them to work.
Mandarin Airlines: You remember the CL plane that went swimming at Kai Tak?? The captain is our chief pilot... uhuh!
Garuda Indonesia: "Visit Indonesia 2008"- just don't fly our airline to get there.
ANA: All our aircrafts cockpits are covered in a corrosive substance. Why do you think our pilots wear gloves?
OASiS Hong Kong: Going... going... gone.
United Airlines: Unofficially we are not the worlds worst airline. Offically... well, who cares about officials?
Singapore Airlines: Yes, we are just as good as alot of airlines in Asia, but according to the western world we are better.
Air France: Yes our flight attendants are as dirty as our planes... meow...
Kingfisher: Will give every 10th passenger a keg of our own brand.
Qantas: Our seats look worse then they are.
Hong Kong Express/Hong Kong Airlines: Just because we have western pilots doesn't mean you should feel safe.
KLM: Amsterdam is our home... another spliff old boy?
Ryanair: Getting you from A to B when you wanted to go to C.
Air Koryo: Our airline is good because our beloved leader made it. If you don't believe it, ask our army.
Monarch: You don't have to be posh to be privaleged.
British Airways: We are just as overpriced as our country itself.
Thai: Smooth as silk.
British Airways: Smooth as velcrow.
Emirates: Like liquerish all-sorts? You'l love our cabin crew!
Saudi Arabian: There is a reason we hate Kazakhstan.
United Airways: Its time to pay.
United Airways: Fly the unfriendly skies of United.
Lufthansa: There's no better way to fly. So for god sakes take a boat instead!
Delta: You'l love the way we fly... if your suicidal.
Northwest: Some people just know how to fly. Thats why they fly on other airlines.
Alitalia: The wings of corruption.
Air Canada: Air Canada. Defy obstacles. That includes no fuel.
Iberia: Here at Iberia we are all modest folk. See by our slogan? One of the worlds best airlines.
#58
Posted 26 August 2008 - 03:18 PM
Jet2 : Want IFE put 50p in the meter
#59
Posted 26 August 2008 - 03:30 PM
American: Now you realize why other headphones are expensive...
Edited by iTimmeh, 26 August 2008 - 03:31 PM.
#60
Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:58 PM