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#41 anthonyrm1

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 05:38 PM

Pam Ann- We never make the same mistake more than three times.... well maybe four.

#42 Niick

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 05:39 PM

View Postwyoairbus, on Aug 22 2008, 09:48 PM, said:

View PostNiick, on Aug 22 2008, 04:44 PM, said:

Virgin Atlantic - More experience than the name suggests

They already use that one :hrmm:


So? Still funny  :hrmm:  :lol:  :lol:

#43 Super Six Three

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 05:59 PM

Aeroflot - "We are all equal"

#44 anthonyrm1

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 06:08 PM


Edited by anthonyrm1, 22 August 2008 - 06:08 PM.


#45 JetBlast

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 06:26 PM

Kuwait Airways " Our safety standards are very high even terrorists are afraid to fly with us ! "
Sudan Air " in order to catch important land marks we have to fly as close as possible for the best view if however we get too close please let us know ! "

#46 Independence76

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:17 PM

Finnair: Yo kids, Santa Claus ain't real.

Korean Air: Want a memorable experience with Kai Tak? Then this is the airline for you!

AeroMexico: Take a deep breath...

United: Our terminals have the most Starbucks.

KLM: Ignore our hub.

Emirates: We're not overrated...

Alaska: Pay the price.

Qantas: Everything will be ok in the end.

Edited by Independence76, 22 August 2008 - 07:18 PM.


#47 Timmeh

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:43 PM

View Postanthonyrm1, on Aug 22 2008, 07:08 PM, said:


wth?

View PostIndependence76, on Aug 22 2008, 08:17 PM, said:

Finnair: Yo kids, Santa Claus ain't real. But reindeers are!

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LAN - "Oh...you're American..."

Edited by iTimmeh, 22 August 2008 - 07:47 PM.


#48 Mr Smooth.

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:46 PM

Virgin Atlantic - "This is your First Officier speaking, sorry for the bumpy landing, I didn't know which one of the 4 runways to land at Gatwick on"

British Airways - "We get you to your destination ahead of schedule, even if we land before the runway"

#49 champion air

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 08:42 PM

Us Airways- The well has run dry, unless you want to pay a fee buddy.
Jetblue- You pay to cushion your head, not your :hrmm:.

#50 reyven

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 10:18 PM

Bahamas Air: Flying HIGH


Air Jamiaca: Flying HIGHER

#51 Super Six Three

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 04:50 AM

Pakistan International: "Now completely 100% poison... free meals"

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 10:30 PM

Southwest - Really! We don't know how we do it!

#53 Bell417

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 01:42 PM

Air Transat - No worries, our pilots train on gliders.

#54 Independence76

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 02:10 PM

SeaPort: WE. PROTEST. OURSELVES.

http://www.seaportair.com

#55 wyoairbus

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 02:25 PM

Continental: You'll probably get a seat.

#56 Independence76

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 02:53 PM

Pan Am: We've done it all before, over and over and over....except bankruptcy.

#57 VHHH90

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 02:39 AM

Cathay Pacific: Here at CX we have a vast variety of temperatures. Uncomfortably cold, and uncomfortably hot.

Cathay Pacific: Just because we have new seats, don't expect them to work.

Mandarin Airlines: You remember the CL plane that went swimming at Kai Tak?? The captain is our chief pilot... uhuh!

Garuda Indonesia: "Visit Indonesia 2008"- just don't fly our airline to get there.

ANA: All our aircrafts cockpits are covered in a corrosive substance. Why do you think our pilots wear gloves?

OASiS Hong Kong: Going... going... gone.

United Airlines: Unofficially we are not the worlds worst airline. Offically... well, who cares about officials?

Singapore Airlines: Yes, we are just as good as alot of airlines in Asia, but according to the western world we are better.

Air France: Yes our flight attendants are as dirty as our planes... meow...

Kingfisher: Will give every 10th passenger a keg of our own brand.

Qantas: Our seats look worse then they are.

Hong Kong Express/Hong Kong Airlines: Just because we have western pilots doesn't mean you should feel safe.

KLM: Amsterdam is our home... another spliff old boy?

Ryanair: Getting you from A to B when you wanted to go to C.

Air Koryo: Our airline is good because our beloved leader made it. If you don't believe it, ask our :hrmm: army.

Monarch: You don't have to be posh to be privaleged.

British Airways: We are just as overpriced as our country itself.

Thai: Smooth as silk.

British Airways: Smooth as :hrmm: velcrow.

Emirates: Like liquerish all-sorts? You'l love our cabin crew!

Saudi Arabian: There is a reason we hate Kazakhstan.

United Airways: Its time to pay.

United Airways: Fly the unfriendly skies of United.

Lufthansa: There's no better way to fly. So for god sakes take a boat instead!

Delta: You'l love the way we fly... if your suicidal.

Northwest: Some people just know how to fly. Thats why they fly on other airlines.

Alitalia: The wings of corruption.

Air Canada: Air Canada. Defy obstacles. That includes no fuel.

Iberia: Here at Iberia we are all modest folk. See by our slogan? One of the worlds best airlines.

#58 Toshiba-the-3rd

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 03:18 PM

Ryanair  : Buy 1 life jaacket get another half price!

Jet2 : Want IFE put 50p in the meter

#59 Timmeh

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 03:30 PM

Emirates: Yes, we ARE better than you.

American: Now you realize why other headphones are expensive...

Edited by iTimmeh, 26 August 2008 - 03:31 PM.


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Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:58 PM

Ryanair: Put your money where your mouth is.