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[slipstream86]

  I love the goose, its fantastic!!

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how can you say its ugly

Im with Throttle Up on the A380.It is an ugly aircraft. Remember that aircraft are female. All of the good ones are sexy, curvacious and agile. The A380 is like the fat girl you see in Mcdonalds!

[RoniisH]

Marshall Carter, on Nov 8 2005, 09:22 AM, said:

bangalore fellow, on Oct 15 2005, 07:23 AM, said:

Here's boeing!

That's not a Boeing. It's an A319.

[ThrottleUp]

I find statements like "Boeing bashing" and "Airbus bashing" very amusing.

These are machines!

A Boeing 777 does not *know* its is a 777.

An A340 does not *know* its an A340. It probably thinks its a microwave oven.

[simo_x35]

ha ha ha  

[Trent.]

Mango, on Oct 11 2005, 11:55 PM, said:

  Hehehehe... Come on guys it's fun, not bashing !

Let's Photoshop some Boeings as well. Anyone ?  

Lol, why not.

Took me like 3 seconds, but I couldn't stop laughing at the outcome

[Prancer]

With all the advances in computers, it would be no surprise if airliners had feelings one day. Imagine...
Passengers complaiining about flight. Airliner gets upset and starts to cry. Figures life isn't worth living anymore and puts itself in a nose dive until pilot persuades airliner that the passngers don't mean it and passengers keep their mouths shut for the rest of the flight.

[B777_300ER]

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With all the advances in computers, it would be no surprise if airliners had feelings one day. Imagine...
Passengers complaiining about flight. Airliner gets upset and starts to cry. Figures life isn't worth living anymore and puts itself in a nose dive until pilot persuades airliner that the passngers don't mean it and passengers keep their mouths shut for the rest of the flight.

That would be deadly

[Prancer]

Kind of makes you think we need to draw the line in the advancement of AI, no?

[Majestyk]

[newflyer]

Zarquen, on Nov 29 2005, 09:56 PM, said:

With all the advances in computers, it would be no surprise if airliners had feelings one day. Imagine...
Passengers complaiining about flight. Airliner gets upset and starts to cry. Figures life isn't worth living anymore and puts itself in a nose dive until pilot persuades airliner that the passngers don't mean it and passengers keep their mouths shut for the rest of the flight.

Well, that would certainly confirm that airplanes are female...

Headshot!!

[Prancer]

Hey, modern military fighters are female, programmed to talk to the pilot when something happens. Her nickname is Betty. She's that little voice you often hear say 'altitude. altitude. altitude.'

[webeagle12]

Zarquen, on Nov 30 2005, 08:14 PM, said:

Hey, modern military fighters are female, programmed to talk to the pilot when something happens. Her nickname is Betty. She's that little voice you often hear say 'altitude. altitude. altitude.'

      

PULL up, PULL up    

Edited by webeagle12, 30 November 2005 - 08:18 PM.

[Marshall Carter]

Zarquen, on Nov 30 2005, 04:14 PM, said:

Hey, modern military fighters are female, programmed to talk to the pilot when something happens. Her nickname is Betty. She's that little voice you often hear say 'altitude. altitude. altitude.'

'Bitchin' Betty' that is.

[IndependenceFAN]

i cant believe this topic is actually being brought up AGAIN!!!

[Majestyk]

Marshall Carter, on Nov 30 2005, 08:25 PM, said:

Zarquen, on Nov 30 2005, 04:14 PM, said:

Hey, modern military fighters are female, programmed to talk to the pilot when something happens. Her nickname is Betty. She's that little voice you often hear say 'altitude. altitude. altitude.'

'Bitchin' Betty' that is.

[Ice Man]

The A390 seems like the kind of thing Airbus would do. Build something totally different just to please crowds. Kind of like Aerospatiale/BAC did with the Concorde. lol all 3 were pretty funny. I'd like to see someone edit a picture of a Bombardier CRJ so that it is so long it holds 250 people but still has 4 across seating. Call it the CRJ2200. Funny Bombardier: "Let's make a plane for 90 people. Well just take that 50 passenger thing that sells so well, stretch it so it seems even more packed, and there you have it! Oh, there is demand for a 170 passenger jet, just stretch it even more! "

If someone could edit a pic of a 777 so it has fat wings and engines: "Fly on Boeing's new 777-200LLLLLLLLR! Range of 27,000 miles! Keep people aloft for days on end! Only from Boeing!

McDonnell Douglas super MD30! 600 passengers! 3 stories! Still only 3 engines! But hurry now, this beauty will only be availible for 5 years, just like the MD11! Just make sure the electrical wiring is kept away from the flammable insulation, especially if you're flying over water lol!

Boeing 717-400! Even shorter, yet longer range version of the MD80! First your plane was shrunk to an MD87, then they shortened it even more for the 717-200! Now fly the Boeing 717-400, with room for 10 passengers, yet still 5 seats wide! Only time will tell how long it takes for this one to be discontinued!

Airbus A214, A360, A370 and A212. The cheap Airbus answers to the CRJ2200, 777-200LLLLLLLLR, MD30, and 717-400. Production has started, yet the only orders are from a no-name European airline.

###### great ideas!

[adam_barker]

F***KING HILLARIOUS

[767-300ER]

LOL, both funny pictures.  

[Kentaro]

lol just made this with photoshop

[adam_barker]

v. badly done but hey it's what i see it as.   LMAO