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[Independence76]

Ok, this is an idea out of Skype. Post a fake airline slogan that's funny in some way. Please no attacking each other, this is just for fun.


Skybus:

FLY US! PLEASE!


Qantas:

It's ok to be nervous.

[Adam.]

Spanair - The ground get's closer all the time!

[Mohammad]

Qantas - At least we didn't crash!

ATA - Who knew about us, anyway?

British Airways - It's gettin' cheaper by the dozen.

Oman Air - You always thought we never flew, youre not far from wrong.

Air India - The only motile Indian restaurant.

Air France - We fly as much as we cook.

Alitalia - The only corruption in the sky.

Kuwait Airways - If youre foreign, we don't care.

Iraqi Airways - Its not over until you leave the aircraft.

Iran Air - Our spare parts are as good as they get.

Middle East Airlines - Our cabins are divided by religions, not by classes.

Air Ariana - Taking you to the land of the infidels.

Saudi Arabian - Youll smell the fuel one mile away.

Egypt Air - If its cheap, its fake.

Edited by mohammad, 21 August 2008 - 05:16 AM.

[George Bush]

haha ^^

Easyjet- our 30p flights are air crew wages.

Avianca- at least we have enough fuel to get your 3/4 of the way.

Iviva- we drown your complaints with alcohol.

[Dick Van Dyke]

Adam., on Aug 21 2008, 09:20 AM, said:

Spanair - The ground get's closer all the time!

That was of poor taste!

[Adam.]

Just had too lol!

[simflyer07]

Zoom Airlines- boarding free and deboarding with a fee

[Max.]

Ryanair - "Where were we going again?"

[Cactus]

US Airways - "If it has a red tip, don't make the trip"

[CaptainTim]

Korean Airlines - "Herro Worrd"

[Nextelracer]

United Airlines - "Our high fares don't mean quality service"

[G-BOAC]

Adam., on Aug 21 2008, 09:20 AM, said:

Spanair - The ground get's closer all the time!

I cannot believe you could post that.

People died, and it ain't the time to make fun out of that. It's not the BA 777 incident here.

Virgin Atlantic - Biggest Mile High Club than the Name Suggests.

Edited by G-BOAC, 21 August 2008 - 11:53 AM.

[Nextelracer]

British Airways - "Computer says No"  

[aviatordom]

G-BOAC, on Aug 21 2008, 05:53 PM, said:

Adam., on Aug 21 2008, 09:20 AM, said:

Spanair - The ground get's closer all the time!

I cannot believe you could post that.

People died, and it ain't the time to make fun out of that. It's not the BA 777 incident here.

Virgin Atlantic - Biggest Mile High Club than the Name Suggests.

+ 100,000,000

[George Bush]

British airways-the ugliness of our pilots is inversly proportional to the attractiveness of our flight attendants. (Laast time I was in Heathrow I saw a BA flight crew member walking along he looked like a heroin addict on a pub crawl, nonthless there was some fit as flight attendants strolling along.)

Ryanair-we always land you safely, on a field.

Egyptair- our terminals are morrocan cattle markets.

Singapore airlines-our food is the best

[Mohammad]

^Moroccon cattle markets? Good one!

[Jigsaw]

Japan Airlines - "We'd fit 500 people into a 737 if they'd let us!"

[Tiger7881]

I got only 2  

EL AL = Fly us ! shawarma for free

Aeroflot = 3L vodka only for 1.99 guaranteed !

[Mohammad]

^El Al - dodging terrorists in the sky.

[Lewis Nicoletti]

Jigsaw, on Aug 21 2008, 02:41 PM, said:

Japan Airlines - "We'd fit 500 people into a 737 if they'd let us!"

LOL
i loved this.