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[Independence76]

US Airways - Giving America a great name in air travel in Europe since 1998!

[Ozzyfrog]

Tiger Airways: Proof that baggage handlers can fly.

Air Canada: No other airline takes you to a drag strip.

Korean Air: We make everything as blue as possible.

[Independence76]

Southwest: B*tiches on Board.

Edited by Independence76, 29 June 2009 - 12:13 AM.

[Tiger7881]

4am at night, I don't know if this is gonna make sense :S

KLM - "We store marijuana in our cargo, guaranteed to fly higher than anybody else"

Air Canada - " Eh...?"

Air Mexico - "Flying with our planes is Grand Theft Auto"

Japan Airlines - "You are safe, we have the latest technology..."

Aer Lingus -  "We fly as fast as we chug beer"

[Super Six Three]

Air Canada - "Capable of non-stop flights to non-existent places in Northern Canada"

[rabbitweasel]

Virgin Blue - "We're the red airline"

[George Bush]

Easyjet: carting humans around Europe in a shockingly shabby, unproffesional manner for the past decade!

Ryanair: we're so crap we attract masochists flying for pleasure.

Virgin: Our sexy red-clad stewardesses is the hinge of our economy.

British airways: Our stewardesses strange hats fall to the floor when they are getting

Conair: a brilliant film that any man with a pair of bollucks will enjoy.

Spanair: we sound like 'spanner' and we are spanners.

Bmibaby: modestly giving flights cheaper than a round of mars bars at the duty free.

Edited by George Bush, 29 June 2009 - 03:48 PM.

[Independence76]

Tiger7881, on Jun 29 2009, 02:55 AM, said:

Air Mexico - "Flying with our planes is Grand Theft Auto"

It's AeroMexico.

[Cactus]

Super Six Three, on Jun 29 2009, 07:11 AM, said:

Air Canada - "Capable of non-stop flights to non-existent places in Northern Canada"

Which ones might those be???

[jetblast787]

ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival

ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

BOAC = Better on a camel

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

PIA = Please, Inform Allah

JAT = Joke About Time

PWA = Pray While Aloft

PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines

Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.

[Super Six Three]

Duke, on Jul 2 2009, 02:37 AM, said:

Super Six Three, on Jun 29 2009, 07:11 AM, said:

Air Canada - "Capable of non-stop flights to non-existent places in Northern Canada"

Which ones might those be???

Dunno, I never went to Northern Canada.

[Cactus]

Ψυғŗđû, on Jul 1 2009, 07:44 PM, said:

It was a joke, like most of the other slogans in this thread.

Could have fooled me, jokes are generally funny

[03SVTCobra]

Independence76, on Jun 29 2009, 12:13 AM, said:

Southwest: B*tiches on Board.

Never had anything but great service on Southwest.  

[Alex_S]

Ryanair :   off
Ryanair :  'because theres really no such thing as a free flight

[Independence76]

03SVTCobra, on Jul 1 2009, 06:58 PM, said:

Independence76, on Jun 29 2009, 12:13 AM, said:

Southwest: B*tiches on Board.

Never had anything but great service on Southwest.  

You didn't get it then. Remember the passengers with the minimal clothing and the bikini girl on the fuselage? That's what I was referring to.

[Jambone]

iranair787, on Jul 1 2009, 11:39 PM, said:

ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

BOAC = Better on a camel

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

PIA = Please, Inform Allah

[jetblast787]

3oh!3, on Jul 2 2009, 07:50 PM, said:

iranair787, on Jul 1 2009, 11:39 PM, said:

ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

BOAC = Better on a camel

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

PIA = Please, Inform Allah

more here
http://www.ahajokes....tion_jokes.html

[A320fan]

everyone has such great airline slogans that i can't think of any more.  so i'm going to go in a different direction here.

"Welcome to O'Hare!  The first place in the world to cause baggage to come to life, grow a pair of legs and run away!"

"Welcome to Atlanta!  Redefining the phrase 'on time' since 1930!"

"Welcome to Philadelphia!  Twice as many running bags as O'Hare and redefining the phrase 'on time' even more than Atlanta!"

[03SVTCobra]

Independence76, on Jul 2 2009, 01:49 PM, said:

03SVTCobra, on Jul 1 2009, 06:58 PM, said:

Independence76, on Jun 29 2009, 12:13 AM, said:

Southwest: B*tiches on Board.

Never had anything but great service on Southwest.  

You didn't get it then. Remember the passengers with the minimal clothing and the bikini girl on the fuselage? That's what I was referring to.

, sad I missed that flight.