Airline Slogan Jokes
#61
Posted 30 August 2008 - 05:44 PM
#62
Posted 30 August 2008 - 06:28 PM
#63
Posted 30 August 2008 - 06:41 PM
Aeroflot: NO GEORGIA FOR YOU!
#64
Posted 30 August 2008 - 10:13 PM
"Southwest: Laughing at your demise."
"American(): We'll get you there, someday...."
"American: America's largest airline, now all we have to do is look good while doing it."
"American: Proud to be the world's largest operator of the gas guzzling, dirty, outdated, MD-80."
"Air Caribe: Your hit and run airline."
"Air Caribe: You should duck when we're around."
#65
Posted 31 August 2008 - 05:59 PM
#66
Posted 31 August 2008 - 06:56 PM
British Airways - We've lost you're bags. (Needs to be sung to their theme tune - or if you've seen it on Mock the week, you'll understand)
#67
Posted 01 September 2008 - 02:46 AM
Virgin Atlantic- "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
#68
Posted 31 December 2008 - 05:25 PM
British Airways: T5 is working!!!
#69
Posted 31 December 2008 - 05:35 PM
Southwest-"We service to Rhode island"
Japan Airlines-"Rowned eie's nout arlowed"
Northwest-"We'll fly to mexico if you want"
Aeromexico-"We'll fly you there in the shiny caddy in the sky"
Austrailian Airlines-"We have the best service to 2 of the 18 airports we fly"
#70
Posted 31 December 2008 - 06:21 PM
Air France: Thunderstorms? The French are the best at landing in thunderstorms.
Northwest: Out with a bang and your wallet.
Delta: We'll put our colors on a few trash cans, but they are still trash cans.
British Airways: Landing early this holiday season!
Skybus: Because we couldn't come up with a better name!
US Airways (to the European market): We're glad you don't speak English.
Air Canada: Can't beat 'em? Buy 'em!
#71
Posted 31 December 2008 - 08:21 PM
#72
Posted 31 December 2008 - 10:58 PM
25 points for wonking a beach goer in the head with the main gear
30 points for landing short of the runway and rolling over beach goer
50 points for a direct landing on a beach goer. +5 if bounce and make it over the fence. -10 for destroying fence without pushing beach goer into it first. +5 if you take a car with you.
500 bonus points if you manage to make it look like a freak accident.
#73
Posted 31 December 2008 - 11:01 PM
#74
Posted 04 January 2009 - 03:02 AM
US Airways: Lost Luggage? Sucks for you....
#75
Posted 04 January 2009 - 03:29 AM
Edited by THBatMan8, 04 January 2009 - 03:29 AM.
#76
Posted 04 January 2009 - 11:22 AM
Perriwen, on Dec 31 2008, 10:58 PM, said:
25 points for wonking a beach goer in the head with the main gear
30 points for landing short of the runway and rolling over beach goer
50 points for a direct landing on a beach goer. +5 if bounce and make it over the fence. -10 for destroying fence without pushing beach goer into it first. +5 if you take a car with you.
500 bonus points if you manage to make it look like a freak accident.
#77
Posted 04 January 2009 - 02:40 PM
US Airways=You suck.
Qantas=Rain Man thinks we're the best!
El Al=Sir I'm going to ask you some questions
Southwest=You are free to move about the country, as long as you stop in Phoenix, Vegas, and Albuquerque first (Jay Leno)
Southwest=You know you love our nuts
Southwest=We don't have hubs. It just happens that most of our direct point-to-point flights go through the same 4 places (LAS, PHX, MDW, BWI).
United=Oh yeah? Well our headphones are still free AND you can hear our pilots talk! So there!
United=Now doing business as "United Express," operated by 1 of 5 independant carriers.
United=What's a domestic flight?
Midwest=This flight is operated by Republic Airways.
American=If we can't buy you, we'll sue you!
American=You have 30 minutes to get to your gate 2 terminals away. Go!
Continental=Pay $500 more than the competition, and we give you a free lunch!
Hawaiian=Screw Boeing. Just because we said so.
Mesa=Predatory pricing? Market dumping? What's that?
Alaska=Despite our name, we're actually the leading airline to MEXICO.
Alaska=Cabo or bust!
Northwest=Sure is cold up here. Let's go to Japan!
JetBlue=Good thing we have the best legroom, you're going to be here awhile.
JetBlue=Our pilots just look like bus drivers. Real bus drivers actually let people OFF the bus.
JetBlue=Hey! The TSA stole our pilots' uniforms!
Virgin America=Considering our name, our interior is ironic.
Virgin America=Depending on the temperature, our pilots look like bartenders or Harley riders.
Air India=Yeah our service sucks, but you're the one who wanted to go to Germany for cheap.
Icelandair=Who needs to fly nonstop to Europe? Stop and freeze awhile.
Ryanair=If you think our prices are low, check out our service!
Cathay Pacific=You could use that money to buy a car. Or you could fly first class. The choice is yours.
Singapore=We stay up longer than everyone else!
Singapore=Someday, we won't have to land at all
Virgin Atlantic (A340-600)=Ours is longer.
South African=We're the/.......(the rest of this slogan has just been stolen)
Iran Air=JIHAD! JIHAD!
Korean Air=What can sky blue do for you?
Aerolineas Argentinas=Proud to be the only surviving legacy carrier of this whole continent.
SAS=We're too good for just one country.
Air China=Dissenters will be executed
Jet Airways=Because the trains are getting a little crowded.
Malaysian=We sell you Rolex for $5!
Aeromexico=According to our radio calls, our name is just 1 syllable!
Air India=Don't complain to us, you're the one who wanted cheap tickets to Germany. (LAX service)
#79
Posted 04 January 2009 - 09:10 PM
Any aircraft rated as ETOPS certified. Essentially it stands for "engines turn or passengers swim" due to the routes such aircraft will fly.
#80
Posted 04 January 2009 - 10:19 PM