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[Battle_Penguin]

Qantas-Say our name right and we will keep the turbulence and ubstruct movements to a minninum!     

[Independence76]

China Airlines: Re Vest Rervice Zin Ze Sky!

British Airways: Look at the bright side of T5! Use your imagination!

[Buziel-411_RED]

Alitalia: We need da mony-o's, fum the govment-o's!

TotalAir777, on Jan 4 2009, 09:30 PM, said:

Qantas-Say our name right and we will keep the turbulence and ubstruct movements to a minninum!     

[David_Lee_Roth]

Air India: You pay two cow now we give first class.

[Battle_Penguin]

Buziel-411 (RED), on Jan 4 2009, 10:56 PM, said:

TotalAir777, on Jan 4 2009, 09:30 PM, said:

Qantas-Say our name right and we will keep the turbulence and ubstruct movements to a minninum!     

Lolz i suck at this!!

[977th_VBA-CMDR]

Perriwen, on Jan 4 2009, 11:19 PM, said:

KLM-Figure out what the froosh the KLM stands for and you win a cookie. Spell it right and you'll get a free flight with complimentary cookies. Pronounce it right and we'll just give you a stinkin' 747 full of cookies. Eat the whole plane's worth of cookies in two hours without puking and we'll throw in a pilot to be your slave, even if you do weigh more then the 747. Be proud.

um...... ok!

Southwest= We don't see shamu at sea world, We fly you in shamu to sea world. Now what    

[GuttahMastah]

Singapore Airlines: We are the flying hotel.

Southwest: If you LUV us, then we LUV you!

Edited by Donovan., 05 January 2009 - 08:38 PM.

[SNbrussels]

977th_VBA-CMDR, on Jan 5 2009, 02:06 AM, said:

Perriwen, on Jan 4 2009, 11:19 PM, said:

KLM-Figure out what the froosh the KLM stands for and you win a cookie. Spell it right and you'll get a free flight with complimentary cookies. Pronounce it right and we'll just give you a stinkin' 747 full of cookies. Eat the whole plane's worth of cookies in two hours without puking and we'll throw in a pilot to be your slave, even if you do weigh more then the 747. Be proud.

um...... ok!

Southwest= We don't see shamu at sea world, We fly you in shamu to sea world. Now what    

Well, I think KLM stands for Koninglijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij. I speak their language
Pretty much means 'royal airtransport company'..

Do I get a cookie?

[Independence76]

Eastern: Don't expect your crew to be there.

Singapore: If you don't fly us, you're poor.

Edited by Independence76, 08 January 2009 - 09:38 PM.

[Buziel-411_RED]

Virgin Atlantic: It is our place to say the American Airlines and British Airways alliance is an EPIC FAIL. We are British of course.

[wyoairbus]

This isn't really for an airline, although you could use it for Great Lakes airlines, and is definitely most funny locally but it ill share it anyways.

(Great Lakes Airlines) Cheyenne : Even if you've died and are going to heaven, you'll have a stop in Denver.

[Independence76]

Northwest: Now you're flying smart. However, that depends if you're in First or Coach.

Aeroflot: SkyTeam makes us more American-like!

KLM: Fly the blue plane, apart of the the blue logo.......of death.

Alitalia: VIVA LA BAILOUTS!

Continental: We're better than the other guys. Now, we're more overrated than the other guys.

Kenya Airways: In the deep jungle, travel to a place where half of the world hasn't even heard of....

AeroMexico: Liked our old livery? Tuff.

Mexicana: We're with AeroMexico on that one.^

Edited by Independence76, 09 January 2009 - 12:01 AM.

[Independence76]

US Airways: What food?

China Airlines: Eh Gweat Wey Tu Fli!

Virgin America: Our Coach is badass.

Southwest: Don't sleep on our flights, or you may find yourself back at your trip origin.

Air France: We connect to the parts of the world we don't hate.

British Airways: Strangling the Virgin girl with the British flag since 1984.


Lets keep this thread alive.  

[Ozzyfrog]

QANTAS- Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?

Garuda Indonesia: We lower safety statistics.

British Airways: We get you to the runway....just.

Jetstar: The warmest cockpits in the industry.

LOT: Luggage On Tarmac.

[rabbitweasel]

United: Your weight is our business.

Delta: Would you honestly fly an alternative airline that used to be called by "critter"?

[Gym_Class_Hero]

Skybus - Fail

Simple as that

Luzair - Tristar lovers dream.

Edited by Gym_Class_Hero, 28 June 2009 - 01:27 AM.

[Mindst0rm]

Value Jet. "We won't tell if you won't."

[Battle_Penguin]

JAL-You were expecting a smooth landing?

Onur Air- I hope you were smart enough to realize cheaper isnt always better..

[cmcw22]

Continental-If you must fly continental, you might as well not fly

[Jambone]

Japan Airlines - Our doors fly off spontaneously mid-flight, it's a new money saving scheme.